Twitter can't believe Fitzpatrick may have landed another starting job
FitzMagic isn't out of tricks just yet, and Twitter can't believe it.
The Miami Dolphins reportedly signed veteran quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick to what feels like his millionth NFL contract (it's actually his eighth team in 15 seasons) on Sunday amid what's expected to be a dramatic rebuild for the AFC East outfit.
Unless Miami drafts a quarterback, the 36-year-old Fitzpatrick will likely be handed another starting job. And immediately after the news broke, social media couldn't resist poking fun at the signing.
When every team in your division and six teams in your conference overall have decided to sign Ryan Fitzpatrick at some point during your tenure. pic.twitter.com/3i9HkQM6ep
— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) March 17, 2019
I could think of no better person to steer the ghost ship that is the 2019 Dolphins than Ryan Fitzpatrick. This is tanking done right.
— Robert Mays (@robertmays) March 17, 2019
Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard and learned how to financially scheme nearly an entire NFL division
— Connor Rogers (@ConnorJRogers) March 17, 2019
Ryan Fitzpatrick is not ruining any tanks lol. He was born into the tank. The Dolphins merely adopted it
— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat) March 17, 2019
Also, it's 2019 and teams are *still* signing Ryan Fitzpatrick.
— Cian (@Cianaf) March 17, 2019
The year is 2029. Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick has now signed with 30 of the league's 34 NFL teams during his career.
— JG (@JoeGoodberry) March 17, 2019
good to see a rising star with untapped potential get another shot in this league https://t.co/c0SvCxxi0P
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) March 17, 2019
Does Ryan Fitzpatrick have the potential to push his career earnings to $78 million over the next two years: Yes https://t.co/hO1swYkY6u
— Justis Mosqueda (@JuMosq) March 17, 2019
Death, taxes and Ryan Fitzpatrick is going to start NFL games. All three, akways guaranteed.
— Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) March 17, 2019
Kaepernick needs to refile his collusion case.
— mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) March 17, 2019
— Marek Korcok (@MareKorcok) March 17, 2019
However, some on Twitter are still believers in Fitz's (supernatural) ability to conjure up a surprise or two.
Ryan Fitzpatrick is definitely beating the Patriots in Miami to ruin the Dolphins’ chance of getting the top pick.
— Sean Wagner-McGough (@seanjwagner) March 17, 2019
You want Ryan Fitzpatrick on that wall. You need Ryan Fitzpatrick on that wall.
— Manish Mehta (@MMehtaNYDN) March 17, 2019
Now he really will be eating breakfast 300 yards away from Cubans.
Miami Dolphins don’t just have a new quarterback. They have a new hero. pic.twitter.com/i3h6duymK1
Fitzy is streaky enough to mess up a tank
— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) March 17, 2019